Annabelle

“The problem is most of the time when God’s supposed to be the hero, he comes across as the villain. I mean, look at what he did to Lot’s wife. What kind of divine being turns a man’s wife into a pillar of salt? What was her crime? Turning her head? You have to admit this is a God hopelessly locked in time, not free of it; otherwise he might have confounded the ancients by turning her into a flat-screen television or at least a pillar of Velcro.”
― Steve Toltz

“People are not mysterious because they never shut up!”
― Steve Toltz, A Fraction of the Whole

“It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”
― Lemony Snicket

“This was the pleasure of a long life: the way some things worked themselves out.”
― Ann Patchett, Commonwealth