Kate

“Maybe it’s seventy years in the future and you found this book in a stack of junk being used to block the entrance of an abandoned Starbucks that is now a feeding station for the alien militia.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“It doesn’t prove anything very much except that the awesome splendor of the universe is much easier to deal with if you think of it as a series of small chunks.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

“It’s hard to imagine an American sports team named the Diarrheas (“Gimme a ‘D’ …”).”
― Carl Sagan, Billions & Billions: Thoughts on Life & Death at the Brink of the Millennium

“a rather jolly little pony, quite possibly wearing a straw hat with holes cut out for its ears.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort