Stacy Alesi

“Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.”
― Sylvia Plath

“I don't know where you'd find such a magazine." ~ on the stipulations set by a benefactor to the Harvard Advocate that the staff contain no Jews, homosexuals, or drunks”
― Kenneth Koch

“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.”
― Neil Gaiman

“The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back in prison, two have gone insane from untreated venereal disease, and one writes book reviews.”
― Tim Dorsey, Triggerfish Twist