Ally

“He shoved the phone at her again. “What does this do?” Hand shaking, she took it from him. “Um. It’s called a Smartphone. You can talk to people or send messages. It’s got Internet too.” She pointed to a collection of funny looking symbols on the glossy surface. Inter-net. Is that used for some sort of fishing? And why is the phone called smart? Were prior ones stupid?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?

“Excuses are like backsides...everyone has one, and they all stink!”
― Cimil Goddess of hte Underworld

“Oh, for God’s sake, Roen! Stop with the Superman crap!”
“Not Superman. Mer. Man… Superman is fictional. Mermen are real.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“Becoming leader of this place had been his calling, but Liv had been his destiny.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Mermen