Priya

“Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.”
― Nora Ephron

“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
― George Carlin

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
― Linda Grayson

“I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
― George Carlin