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I’ve only had one one-night stand in my life. Yes, one. I know, I’m so sorry to disappoint anyone who thinks I walk around at all times with a margarita in one hand and a dildo in the other. Maybe the misunderstanding comes from the fact
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“Mark was cleaner but he looked like exactly the type of guy who’d go to a Waffle House at three in the morning after shooting a haunted puppet.”
― How to Sell a Haunted House
― How to Sell a Haunted House
“Then let’s rock and roll!” she said. “But first, I’ve got a bladder full of passion fruit lemonade that needs a download, and I warn y’all, the walls in here are real thin. You might want to go outside.”
― How to Sell a Haunted House
― How to Sell a Haunted House
“Are convents so essential to the constitution of a state? Did Jesus Christ institute monks and nuns? Can the Church really not do without them? What need has the bridegroom of so many foolish virgins, and what need has the human race of so many victims?”
― The Nun
― The Nun
“It's all right," he was shouting. "Come out, Mrs Beaver. Come out, Sons and Daughters of Adam.
It's all right! It isn't Her!" This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they
are excited; I mean, in Narnia - in our world they usually don't talk at all.”
― The Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - Unaabridged
It's all right! It isn't Her!" This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they
are excited; I mean, in Narnia - in our world they usually don't talk at all.”
― The Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - Unaabridged
“And Trent Paige is there, talking about pink, which he does obsessively and exclusively, much to the dismay of the adults around him. (At first I didn’t realize why the adults cared so much about Trent’s pink obsession, but then I put two and two together. They think he’s gay. And we’re Mormon. And for some reason, you can’t be gay and be Mormon at the same time.)”
― I'm Glad My Mom Died
― I'm Glad My Mom Died
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