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“…He needed to find some little poor kids to playfully spray with a hose, while he was helping out at a charity carwash for the handicapped or something. Maybe rent a wet dog for the afternoon, and get it to shake its head in slow motion, while he laughed like some douchebag asshole and tried to lightheartedly block the soapy droplets with his hands or one of the little wheelchair kids or something. Women loved that shit if movies were to be believed. They ate it up. Sadly, he had no idea how to go about doing any of that though. None of the pet shops had been open to the idea of him using their puppies as a prop in a seduction fantasy, and all of the schools for the disabled he called had refused to give him an hourly rate on renting their students.”
― The Guy Your Friends Warned You About
― The Guy Your Friends Warned You About
“As I am new to teaching this course, University policy is that we are to use this time to get to know each other better. I realize that this is an incredible waste of all of our times and tuition money, is utterly tedious, and accomplishes nothing, but that is the rule.” She started handing out more paperwork. “Break into small groups and try to answer as many of the inane and entirely nonsensical questions as you can, before you stop caring about the assignment and learn to hate the others in your group. Once you have spent five consecutive minutes discussing how it is impossible for the members of your group to discuss anything for five minutes-- as you obviously have nothing in common and are all equally boring-- the assignment will be complete, and you can promptly forget all of the names and information you have learned about your classmates, and go home. Please hand in your papers to me on your way out, so that I can discard them without bothering to read what you wrote, as I do not care.”
― Electrical Hazard
― Electrical Hazard
“...Stealing all the balls from the ball-pit play area in the local 'Baron Horatio Von FUNigan's Pizzatorium and Gameateria' restaurant chain... one ball at a time..." The officer looked up at him. "Why would you do that?"
"Because I couldn't find a container big enough to carry them all away at once." He answered seriously.”
― The Guy Your Friends Warned You About
"Because I couldn't find a container big enough to carry them all away at once." He answered seriously.”
― The Guy Your Friends Warned You About
“You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen.”
― The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen.”
― The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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