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Death's Queen
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“You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen.”
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“As I am new to teaching this course, University policy is that we are to use this time to get to know each other better.  I realize that this is an incredible waste of all of our times and tuition money, is utterly tedious, and accomplishes nothing, but that is the rule.”  She started handing out more paperwork.  “Break into small groups and try to answer as many of the inane and entirely nonsensical questions as you can, before you stop caring about the assignment and learn to hate the others in your group.  Once you have spent five consecutive minutes discussing how it is impossible for the members of your group to discuss anything for five minutes-- as you obviously have nothing in common and are all equally boring-- the assignment will be complete, and you can promptly forget all of the names and information you have learned about your classmates, and go home.  Please hand in your papers to me on your way out, so that I can discard them without bothering to read what you wrote, as I do not care.”
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“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
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“...Stealing all the balls from the ball-pit play area in the local 'Baron Horatio Von FUNigan's Pizzatorium and Gameateria' restaurant chain... one ball at a time..." The officer looked up at him. "Why would you do that?"

"Because I couldn't find a container big enough to carry them all away at once." He answered seriously.”
Elizabeth Gannon, The Guy Your Friends Warned You About

“...Trying to break into the Australian embassy..."

"Hey, 'Free New Zealand,' man!" He tried to raise his fist in protest, but was prevented by his handcuffs. "Aussie tyranny has got to stop!"

The officer shook his head. "They're separate countries. They have nothing to do with one another."

"Really?" His eyebrow rose in surprise. "You sure?"

"Yes."

"...Oops." He shrugged. "Well I guess I owe them an apology then.”
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