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“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”
― Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People
― Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People
“He took a sip of my father’s weak coffee and spit it back into the mug. "This shit’s like making love in a canoe."
"Excuse me?"
"It’s fucking near water.”
― Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
"Excuse me?"
"It’s fucking near water.”
― Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
― I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
― I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
― Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays
― Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays
“I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.”
― I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
― I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
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