Cheryl Cooper

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

“This is terrific. What a gorgeous kitchen. You’ve decorated it so beautifully. Now you’re going to have to clear all the counters. Vases. Books. Knickknacks. Get rid of all that stuff. I mean, it is just beautiful. Beautiful. I love what you’ve done with this house. Make sure you put it all away.” ~Real estate agent (p.76)”
― Dominique Browning, Slow Love: How I Lost My Job, Put on My Pajamas, and Found Happiness

“If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.”
― Lauren Leto

“Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.”
― Tamora Pierce, Melting Stones