Don Gato

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”
― Frank Zappa

“Jennifer Lynch: "My father deeply loved both of his parents, but he also despised all that
goodness, the white picket fence and all that. He has a romantic idea of
that stuff, but he also hated it because he wanted to smoke cigarettes
and live the art life, and they went to church and everything was perfect
and quiet and good. It made him a little nutty.”
― David Lynch, Room to Dream

“A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

“Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?”
― Frank Zappa