Renata Celine

“You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.”
― Graham Greene, The Third Man

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein