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“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?”
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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
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George Carlin
“Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
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George Carlin
“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”
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George Carlin
“Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.”
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