Newton

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
― George Carlin

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin

“My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious!”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“Don't confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are, I have no interest in how they 'ought to be.' And I certainly have no interest in fixing them. I sincerely believe that if you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. My motto: Fuck Hope!”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings