Rachel

“The anateur works until they get something right. The professional works until they can't go wrong.”
― Julie Andrews Edwards

“My mind is like a bad neighborhood. Honey, you do not want to go up there alone.”
― Leslie Jordan, How Y'all Doing?: Misadventures and Mischief from a Life Well Lived

“The boys. The beef-witted featherbrained rattleskulled clod-pated dim-domed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed boys. How could anybody accuse her of stealing them? Why would anybody want them anyway?”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“Our parents did the best they could with the light they had to see with.”
― Leslie Jordan, How Y'all Doing?: Misadventures and Mischief from a Life Well Lived