Doug Hungarter

“There ain't enough happens in soccer. It's like watching twenty-two hair models kick a ball around for what seems like six months and then one of them falls over and the ball goes in the goal.”
― Warren Ellis, Gun Machine

“A book you finish reading is not the same book it was before you read it. Girls are the same, too, perhaps, in the morning.”
― David Mitchell, number9dream

“A son is the promise that time makes to a man, the guarantee every father receives that whatever he holds dear will someday be considered foolish, and that the person he loves best in the world will misunderstand him.”
― Ian Caldwell, The Rule of Four