Nate

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
― Robert Benchley

“They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska