Astrid

“It must be added that from his first words the foreigner made a repellent impression on the poet, but Berlioz rather liked him - that is, not liked but . . . how to put it . . . was interested, or whatever.”
― Mikhail Bulgakov (Михаил Булгаков), The Master and Margarita

“It is also true that his hair had a reddish tinge and, as everybody knows, no one with red hair can ever truly be said to be handsome.”
― Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

“Just because you're thinking about stabbing somebody doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.”
― Chris F. Holm, Dead Harvest

“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the Joseph Stalin of laundry.”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim