caitlin ✧･ﾟ

“I’m not a fun drunk, I’m a sleepy drunk. Wait, I’m not drunk. I’m NOT.”
― Micalea Smeltzer, Real Players Never Lose

“There was only one pack of your favorite Oreos left and I asked about it…” “Where are you going with this?” “Turns out, they’re being discontinued.” “What?” I shriek. “Not my favorite Oreos!” “Yes, your favorite Oreos. I hope stuffed Teddy can help you through this difficult transition.” “Teddy?” He hands one of the floats to me and takes the stuffed dog, showing me the collar, he added around the neck with Teddy scrawled on it in his handwriting.”
― Micalea Smeltzer, Nice Guys Don't Win

“What the fuck is going on?” He steps further into my room, and I finally look up. “Dude, why’s your cock out? I thought you had pants on.”
― Micalea Smeltzer, Real Players Never Lose

“I love her. And I will gladly give her all the things you were too stupid not to give her. You wouldn’t even hold her hand in public, right? Or kiss her?” he basically taunted him. “I’m fine not being the first man she’s ever loved because I know I’m going to be the last.”
― Mariana Zapata, All Rhodes Lead Here