Prakash

“The discovery of some toy duck in the soap dish, presumably the property of some former juvenile visitor, contributed not a little to this new and happier frame of mind. What with one thing and another, I hadn't played with toy ducks in my bath for years, and I found the novel experience most invigorating. For the benefit of those interested, I may mention that if you shove the thing under the surface with the sponge and then let it go, it shoots out of the water in a manner calculated to divert the most careworn. Ten minutes of this and I was enabled to return to the bedchamber much more the merry old Bertram.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Right Ho, Jeeves

“It's a funny world, Hobbes."
"True."
"But it's not a hilarious world.…unless you like sick humour."
"The world is probably funnier to people who don't live here.”
― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

“There is what we desire to do, and what we are able to do. When those two things don’t coincide, which path should we pursue to find happiness?”
― hiroshi sakurazaka, All You Need Is Kill

“If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.”
― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat