Christy Earp

“I accidentally shagged a monk last night.” “Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“Books ought to have good endings.How would this do: and they all settled down and lived together happily ever after?”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

“I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.”
― Janet Evanovich, Smokin' Seventeen

“I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp”
― Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp