Annie

“I believe fully that if you want to do something, you just go do it. You can sit around, think about it, waiting until things are perfect, wringing your hands, dithering and hesitating and slowly twisting your panties into a perfect little fisherman’s knot. Or you can get up off your lazy fucking ass and do something. What’s the worst that can happen?”
― Aisha Tyler, Self-Inflicted Wounds: Heartwarming Tales of Epic Humiliation

“I am not a Carrie, a Samantha, a Miranda, or even a Charlotte.

I am an Elaine.”
― Sarah Hunt, small potatoes: mouthwatering musings of a misanthrope

“He was a grown-up, and Bailey was just a teenager who'd gotten old.”
― Paul Krueger

“Just remember that in this world, there is no such thing as sadness - there is only garlic bread. Because what's a bad day other than a tremendous opportunity to eat your body weight in garlic bread?”
― Sarah Hunt