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“If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.”
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“Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy. Neither can ever be created or destroyed. But one can be converted into the other.”
― Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
― Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
― When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
“ …when writing, always hook the reader with your first sentence…in love, never settle…value yourself first and this will help you to value others…life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest…everyone in the world is different, and that’s ok…”
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“Shared pain is lessened.
Shared joy is increased.
Thus we refute entropy.”
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Shared joy is increased.
Thus we refute entropy.”
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