Emma

“We Woosters do not lightly forget. At least, we do - some things - appointments, and people's birthdays, and letters to post, and all that - but not an absolutely bally insult like the above.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Inimitable Jeeves

“When a girl uses six derogatory adjectives in her attempt to paint the portrait of the loved one, it means something. One may indicate a merely temporary tiff. Six is big stuff.”
― P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves in the Morning

“She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when". ”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?”
― P.G. Wodehouse