Lauren

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“My family likes to make fun of me, indicating that being able to cook is part of what makes a woman a woman. I disagree. Getting my period makes me a woman. Cooking just makes me bored.”
― Sarah Colonna, Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters