Justus Shaffer

“Help us, Juli-wan Kenobi, you're our only hope."
For a moment, that almost, almost made Julius feel like a hero. And then he remembered. "Doesn't Obi-Wan die in that movie?”
― Rachel Aaron, One Good Dragon Deserves Another

“Well, he’s not really my friend,” Julius admitted. “I don’t even know his real name, actually, but I was his healer in the game, and the bond between healer and tank runs deep.”
― Rachel Aaron, Nice Dragons Finish Last

“Do not pamper me, human. Elves train both their men and women to fight. I am not one of your helpless females to run away whenever there is danger.”
― Christopher Paolini, Eragon

“Nothing good ever happened when you woke up in a room with a drain.”
― Rachel Aaron, One Good Dragon Deserves Another