Gina

“All Librarians are members of the Catalogue. That's what you call a coven when it's made up of Librarians instead of witches. Librarians have sorted and alphabetized all the magic that ever thought to put a rabbit and a hat together. Who do you think invented Special Collections?”
― Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Raced Fairyland All the Way Home

“Blushweaver sighed. “You avoid thinking, you avoid me, you avoid effort...is there anything you don’t avoid?” “Breakfast.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

“Oh, my dear Vimes, history changes all the time. It is constantly being reexamined and reevaluated, otherwise how would we be able to keep historians occupied? We can’t possibly allow people with their sort of minds to walk around with time on their hands.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armourers had made a new, gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armour. It was gilt by association.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch