Sherri

“Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.”
― Eugene Mirman

“I think Starbucks would go out of business if more people were to Superglue their eyelids open when they felt tired.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“People who love themselves, don’t hurt other people. The more we hate ourselves, the more we want others to suffer.”
― Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One

“Recently abandoned women can be complicated.”
― Elizabeth Kostova, The Historian