Ondrej

“He looked like a naughty child who had managed to steal the moon and eat it.”
― George R.R. Martin, Rogues

“Because inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

“No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpork. Well, technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders always found, after a few days, that they didn’t own their own horses any more, and within a couple of months they were just another minority group with its own graffiti and food shops.”
― Terry Pratchett, Eric

“His ancestors had been keen on pyramids. The pharaoh wasn’t. Pyramids had bankrupted the country, drained it drier than ever the river did. The only curse they could afford to put on a tomb these days was ‘Bugger Off’. The”
― Terry Pratchett, Pyramids