Stephen Heaton
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Wizard’s First Rule: people are stupid, they believe what they want to believe.
“Wherever something stands, something else will stand beside it.”
― The African Trilogy
― The African Trilogy
“those whose palm-kernels were cracked for them by a benevolent spirit should not forget to be humble.”
― The African Trilogy
― The African Trilogy
“I know it may be impossible to believe now”
― Iron Gold
― Iron Gold
“It tasted as if I’d taken a drink directly from the diseased asshole of an incontinent skunk. It took all of my strength not to vomit.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Pain isn’t a competition,” I assure him. “There’s always enough to go around.”
― Onyx Storm
― Onyx Storm
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