Hermione Cipher

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”
― Alfred Hitchcock