Rita

“Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Want

“The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup.”
― Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women

“Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers