Demitri Pagonis

“Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.”
― Berkeley Breathed

“Every man is put on earth condemned to die. Time and method of execution unknown.”
― Rod Serling, The Twilight Zone: Complete Stories

“Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.”
― Berkeley Breathed

“Energy and persistence conquer all things.”
― Benjamin Franklin