Demitri Pagonis

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

“Energy and persistence conquer all things.”
― Benjamin Franklin

“Just the usual formality before the chaos begins. Like playing the National Anthem before a Cubs game.”
― Berkeley Breathed, The Bloom County Library, Vol. 3: 1984-1986

“Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.”
― Berkeley Breathed