Katya Michaeli

“There are two types of people in the world: people who like heavy metal, and dicks.”
― Andrew O'Neill, A History of Heavy Metal: 'Absolutely hilarious' – Neil Gaiman

“Humans are always lost in time. They are constantly certain that "X" is later or earlier than they thought. I have never known a human to say, "Oh, look, it's exactly what time I thought it was.”
― K.A. Applegate

“Some people knew how to kill a conversation. Cura, on the other hand, could make it wish it had never been born.”
― Nicholas Eames, Bloody Rose

“What’s all this, Mr. Stibbons?” “I really should talk to him, sir. He’s had a near-death experience!” “We all have. It’s called ‘living,’” said the Archchancellor shortly.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather