Thief Lord

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln