Emma

“The Emperor decided to make a proclamation to his troops about the importance of compassion in the face of the rising tide of heinous fuckery and political weaselocity in the nearby kingdom of the United States.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“If someone burns out your eye
I will take your socket
and use it for an ashtray.”
― Anne Sexton, Transformations

“In time, all storms settle to a pleasant breeze.”
― Neal Shusterman, Thunderhead

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest