Emma

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“We have no future any more. All we can do is entertain ourselves by conversing.”
― Jacqueline Harpman, I Who Have Never Known Men

“If someone burns out your eye
I will take your socket
and use it for an ashtray.”
― Anne Sexton, Transformations

“The Emperor decided to make a proclamation to his troops about the importance of compassion in the face of the rising tide of heinous fuckery and political weaselocity in the nearby kingdom of the United States.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job