Richard A Borrett

“Jack Horner was the last steward of Glastonbury Abbey, and that he was sent to Henry VIII to offer him the deeds to ten manors as a peace offering. The deeds were hidden inside a pie in case of highwaymen, until Jack put in his thumb and pulled out ‘the plumb’ for himself - Mells Manor.”
― Mike Carden, The Full English: Pedalling through England, Mid-Life Crisis and Truly Rampant Man-Flu