Henrietta Mather

“As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
― Mel Brooks

“Talk to me about the truth of religion and I'll listen gladly. Talk to me about the duty of religion and I'll listen submissively. But don't come talking to me about the consolations of religion or I shall suspect that you don't understand.”
― C.S. Lewis, A Grief Observed

“When all else fails, philosophize.”
― J.M. Coetzee, Disgrace