“…all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck.
"Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly."
A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left.
"There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.”
― John Dies at the End
"Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly."
A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left.
"There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.”
― John Dies at the End
“Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.”
“Holy crap,” said John. “He’ll be gorgeous.”
― John Dies at the End
“Holy crap,” said John. “He’ll be gorgeous.”
― John Dies at the End
“Do they know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think its their own choice?”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“When a man plans, a woman laughs.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
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