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“That's the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and it will still be nothing more than a tiny speck in the middle of a vast black ocean of Who Gives A Fuck.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’s penis would be larger than your penis.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“…all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left.
'There,' said the large man. 'The kittens will make your sad go away.”
― John Dies at the End
'There,' said the large man. 'The kittens will make your sad go away.”
― John Dies at the End
“The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck.
"Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly."
A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left.
"There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.”
― John Dies at the End
"Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly."
A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left.
"There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.”
― John Dies at the End
Em’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Em’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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