“Urinating one morning he became transfixed with an intricate pattern on the plaster of the toilet and mangled the tip of his penis in his trouser zip.
Such is the path to enlightenment.”
― Geometry for Ocelots
Such is the path to enlightenment.”
― Geometry for Ocelots
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