“Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.'
Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.”
― Hex Hall
Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.”
― Hex Hall
“When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.”
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“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.”
― I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays
― I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays
“Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. ”
― I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays
― I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays
“It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's. ”
― I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays
― I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays
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