Denise

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.”
― Charles Bukowski