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by The Sidemen
Reading for the 2nd time
read in December 2019
“You’re so ugly… when you got to Taco Bell, everyone runs for the border!”
― 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!
― 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!
“Katniss Everdeen, the girl who was on fire, burns on.” Suddenly, there I am, replacing the mockingjay, standing before the real flames and smoke of District 8. “I want to tell the rebels that I am alive. That I’m right here in District Eight, where the Capitol has just bombed a hospital full of unarmed men, women and children. There will be no survivors.” Cut to the hospital collapsing in on itself, the desperation of the onlookers as I continue in voice-over. “I”
― Mockingjay
― Mockingjay
“You’re so dumb… you took a spoon to the Super Bowl!”
― 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!
― 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!
“Fire burns brighter in the darkness.”
― Mockingjay
― Mockingjay
“You’re so fat… you have more chins than a Chinese phone book!”
― 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!
― 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!
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