Nova May

“hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks applicants what sort of supervision they’d be most comfortable with. One genius answered, “I’ve always thought Superman’s X-ray vision would be cool.” — DAVE GLAUSER”
― Reader's Digest Association, Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

“I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I have ever met!”
― Dwight L. Moody

“My wife and I were living in Cambridge, Massachusetts—the quintessential college town. Rushing through the supermarket checkout, we didn’t notice we were in a 12-item line and what we had was way over the limit. The weary cashier looked at all our groceries. “Are you from Harvard and can’t count or from MIT and can’t read?” — BRADFORD”
― Reader's Digest Association, Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

“The first person who is on your mind the moment you open your eyes after a long sleep is the reason either of your happiness or pain.”
― Reader's Digest