Briggs D'Eliscu

“I fell to the ground, couldn’t move, got hit by a car, then had a cup of tea in hell.
I still haven’t figured out why God wanted me to live. I guess I am a lucky one, but aren’t we all?”
― Briggs, The Acid Actor: Volume 1

“I spent almost every day in the cancer wing because cancer patients were almost always depressed. Making them happy was a microdose of love.”
― Briggs, The Acid Actor: Volume 1

“Debbie and I didn’t talk while she drove to the hospital. She seemed upset. I didn’t know why, and I didn’t know I lied, so I didn’t know that I’m just a fly in the food chain: the higher a monkey climbs a tree, the more everyone sees his ass because you’re a fly if you lie.”
― Briggs, The Acid Actor: Volume 1

“She said, “Wanna’ know a secret?”
I nodded. Yeah.
She said, “You are the tikka to my masala.”
― Briggs, The Acid Actor: Volume 1