Lucas Meadows

“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
― Drew Carey

“Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.”
― Drew Carey

“My mind was a mess back then as I drove across the country. I was driving to clear my head, and all I could do was obsess on my uncertain future. It's like you're at a crap game, and on your biggest roll, the dice go in slow motion. For months, you watch them spin and roll and bounce around, waiting for them to land so you know if you're a
winner or a loser. Total limbo.”
― Drew Carey, Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.”
― Mark Twain, Autobiography of Mark Twain: Volume 1, Reader's Edition