Jus

“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”
― Barney Stinson

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
― Barney Stinson

“No boy is worth your tears, but once you find the one that is, he won't make you cry.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare."

"Scrabble?" He sounds surprised. "Scrabble's great."

"Not when you're playing with a family of geniuses, it's not. They all put words like 'iridiums'. And I put 'pig'.”
― Sophie Kinsella, I've Got Your Number