“‘The significant owl hoots in the night,’” said the visitor, trying to wring the rainwater out of its robe. “‘Yet many gray lords go sadly to the masterless men,’” intoned a voice on the other side of the grille. “‘Hooray, hooray for the
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“I’m so scared of you my spine has turned to jelly, it’s just that I’m suffering from an overdose of terror right now. I mean, when I’ve got over that then I’ll have time to be decently frightened of you.”
― The Color of Magic
― The Color of Magic
“It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going around to atheists’ houses and smashing their windows.”
― The Color of Magic
― The Color of Magic
“He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.”
― The Color of Magic
― The Color of Magic
“She turned then and looked at him with eyes that seemed both to see and not to see him. “I think there are several aspects of our marriage we’re going to have to work on.” “Babes,” he told her. “You’re dead.” “That’s one of those aspects, obviously.”
― American Gods
― American Gods
“You don’t understand at all,” said the wizard wearily. “I’m so scared of you my spine has turned to jelly, it’s just that I’m suffering from an overdose of terror right now. I mean, when I’ve got over that then I’ll have time to be decently frightened of you.”
― The Color of Magic
― The Color of Magic
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