Christopher

“They have vegan cheese."
"No, they don't. They have shredded orange and white sadness that mocks cheese and everything it stands for.”
― John Scalzi, The Kaiju Preservation Society

“he still hadn’t come across a spell to make locks fall apart. Didn’t any of those goddam sorcerers in ages past ever get busted for anything? Bunch of sissies…”
― Barbara Hambly, Gwenael

“Exurge domine et judica causum tuam,’ said Nightingale. ‘“Arise, O God, judge thy own cause.”’ ‘Psalm 73,’ said Postmartin. ‘The motto of the Spanish Inquisition.’ ‘Well, fuck me,’ said Seawoll. ‘I wasn’t expecting them.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Amongst Our Weapons

“Merpeople are a matriarchal society. The females hold all positions of power.” I nodded in approval. “As it should be. I like Queen Sirene already.”
― Lisa Shearin, The Ghoul Vendetta