Lisa Pett

“He was like a nearly-there Rubik's Cube - this sealed box, all perfect edges and matched-up colors, except for the occasional hopeless misalignment, a lost orange square and a yellow piece stuck in a corner. Though why I thought this made me the right person for him I have no idea.
I'd never solved one of those fuckers in my entire life.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“My cock actually sort of staggers like a punch-drunk boxer who doesn’t know when to stay down.”
― Alexis Hall, For Real

“Kink crowds are the same the world over. The good ones are already taken, the hot ones only talk to each other, and everyone else is desperate.”
― Alexis Hall, For Real

“I want to give him everything, and the things I can't give, I want him to take.”
― Alexis Hall, For Real