Jennifer Lee

“We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag …? "No..." "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!”
― Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill

“Sometimes the dreams that come true are the dreams you never even knew you had.”
― Alice Sebold, The Lovely Bones

“You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!”
― Eddie Izzard

“Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!”
― Eddie Izzard, Definite Article