Andrew Blonsky

“You must take your opponent into a deep dark forest where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one.”
― Mikhail Tal

“Well, if nothing else goes right during this mission, I can honestly say that I am fulfilling one of the dreams that every necromancer has–zombie pirates.”
― L.G. Estrella, Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire

“I'd sometimes pictured myself bravely sacrificing my life to save another, but my preference had always been that it be someone I actually liked.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food

“Originally it had had two settings: Stun and Kill. These had proved inadequate against the ridiculously well-armored skin of monsters from particularly rough planets, so I'd found a way to tinker with the built-in limitations. The dial now had a third setting, labeled with the handwritten words 'Solve All Immediate Problems.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food